IF: [elephantine] Vanity

I really enjoyed that phrase, so here is a vain elephant.  All the other elephants at the circus hate him because he's always showing off his long trunk and balancing really well.

Bearded lady

She brushes it every night.

IF: Silent [treatment]

Tragically, neither one can speak through their facial hair.  Their differences will have to remain unreconciled.

IF: Stripes

Grandma went a bit insane with the knitting.

Sheep

Someone's looking dapper.  Happy Movember!

IF: scary

The end of the worst/best Goosebumps book - Go Eat Worms!  Todd's learnt his lesson so now he collects butterflies... and they're out for revenge!  So very 90s and so very camp.

Cards

Some snide-y character cards.  My favourite is the grumpy triangle.

IF: fuel

Hamsterpower can be useful-ish.